Mara Yumi Gomez
17 Years Old
Eating and Sleeping are my hobbies
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Gloria: Lugar ba ‘to?
FG: Oo
Gloria: Hong Kong?
FG: Pwede pwede!
Gloria: US?
FG: Pwede pwede!
Gloria: London?
FG: Pwede pwede!
Gloria: Makakatakas ba tayo?
FG: Pwede pwede! Oo! Oo!
Do you remember this picture?
Reblog>Click the picture> And see what happened!
ounwwLovely :’)
yayyyyy
god bless that ladyy
At first:
Then I reblogged and clicked the picture:
That lady deserves a medal.
god bless you miss <3
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
OMNGGGAEGADHGKJ
Bob Ong (via beben-eleben)
Doctor: Oh my God! What happened to your vagina? Puta Ang LAKI!
Girl: I was raped by an elephant!
Doctor: But elephants have small dicks, JSYK.
Girl: Amputang yun! Fininger muna ako eh!
(Source: beben-eleben)
THEN RAISE THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KIDS!
AND GIVE YOU ALL THE MOTHERFUCKING LOVE AND SUPPORT YOU’D EVER FUCKING NEED.
AND PAY THE HELL OUT OF THAT FUCKING MORTGAGE.
AND THEN WHEN THE GUTTERS ARE CLOGGED I’LL GET UP THAT FUCKING LADDER AND CLEAN THAT SHIT UP WHILE YOU STAND BY THE KITCHEN WINDOW COMICALLY JUDGING MY WORK.
AND THEN WE CAN VACUUM THE FUCK OUT OF OUR CARPET SO HARD THAT WE’LL HAVE TO GET A NEW ONE.
WE’LL WASH OUR CLOTHES SO GODDAMN FUCKING HARD. FORGET NO RINSE, WE’LL USE HIGH FUCKING SPEED.
BUY A FUCKING MINIVAN TO STUFF OUR BEAUTIFUL FUCKING BABIES INTO IT AND DRIVE THE FUCK OUT OF IT.
THEN WE CAN GO SOME FUCKING PARENT-TEACHER MEETINGS AND MEET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KID’S TEACHER. THEN JUDGE THE SHIT OF HER IN THE CAR.
AND WE CAN THEN PILE ALL THE CHILDREN IN THE FUCKING MINIVAN AND GO TO THE STORE AND SHOP FOR GROCERIES SO HARD THAT WE ACTUALLY HAVE TO MAKE MORE THAN TWO TRIPS TO GET ALL THAT SHIT INSIDE THE HOUSE.
AND THEN COOK THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KITCHEN UNTIL WE HAVE NO FOOD LEFT AND WE FEAST ON THAT SHIT FOR FUCKING DAYS.
I WILL EAT THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR HOMEMADE COOKIES.
THEN WASH THE SHIT OUT ON THE DISHES TOGETHER UNTIL OUR ENTIRE HANDS GET FUCKING PRUNEY.
WE’LL WATCH OUR KIDS FUCKING GRADUATE AND MOTHER FUCKING TEAR UP LIKE THE BADASS BOSSES WE FUCKING ARE.
WE WILL GROW SO DAMN OLD TOGETHER, WE WILL LOOK LIKE FUCKING RAISINS.
I WILL FUCKING TELL YOU EVERY SINGLE SECOND HOW MUCH I FUCKING LOVE YOU.
HOLDING EACH OTHER’S FUCKING HANDS SO HARD THAT WE SHIT OUR SELVES.
UNTIL WE DIE AND ROT AS MOTHERFUCKING CORPSES TOGETHER.
TIL DEATH DO US FUCKIN PART.
HAPPILY EVER FUCKING AFTER.
“Juan wants to buy 30 pounds of candy-“
“I had 10 chocolate bars. I ate 9 of them. What do I have now?”
DIABETES, MAYBE???
funniest thing i`ve read on tumblr in a WHILE .
Oh sweet Jesus, come back.
Sila Yung:
- Masipag mag-aral.
- Hindi nangongopya.
- Nagpupuyat hindi sa pagiinternet, kundi sa pag-rereview.
- Dumederetso sa bahay after school.
- Palaging may hawak na libro.
- Ginagawa agad yung mga assignments at projects pag-uwi ng bahay.
- Never nagka-cramming.
- Kumpleto sa school supplies.
- Nag-aadvance study ng mga lessons.
- Hindi nag-eexist.